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1、Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!Pawnee宪♥章♥第二章第二条规定Article Two, Section Two of the Pawnee Charter reads,”颁布法令若茶叶税升至无法接受的水平Be it decreed: Should the taxation of tea rise to an unacceptable level,茶叶倒市民应将Ted扔进Ramsett湖citizens shall dump Ted into Ramsett Lake.有人反对吗

2、Does anyone object?和往常一样我反对As always, I object.非也迟疑够了Nay, enough dithering!扔掉那个异端呸Dump the miscreant! Boo!今天是Ted聚会日我们纪念1817年的Pawnee茶叶大倾倒Today is Ted Party Day, where we commemorate the great Pawnee tea dump of 1817.有趣的历史事实-Historical fun fact-当开镇元老们写宪&hearts漳♥的时候when the Founding Fathers wrot

3、e the charter,他们的老式字体把一个匕“写得像“ d”their old-timey script made one of the ,as look like a ,d所以“茶叶“变成了“ Ted”so tea became Ted.这就是提醒我们Pawnee丰富活力过去的有趣小事之一Its just one of those little things that reminds us of Pawnees rich and vibrant past.此外我们还能找到一个叫Ted的家伙扔进湖里Plus, we get to go find a guy named Ted and t

4、hrow him in a lake.One!我甚至都不用TedI dont even go by Ted!二-我用的是TheodoreTwo! -1 go by Theodore!三-啊Three! - Aah!公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第19集第5季第19集嘿Ted今天干得漂亮啊Hey, Ted. Great job today.你也太好笑了You were so funny当时还说“我的手♥机♥我还放在兜里呢”when you were like, My cell phone, I left it in my pocket.然后你看过了记得吗用不了了Then

5、you checked it, remember, and it didnt work.是啊挺好笑的Yeah, that was hilarious.听着我来这就是要说我受够Ted聚会日了Listen, I am just here to say that I am done with Ted Party Day.哈经典Ted-我认真的Ha! Classic Ted. - m serious.我再不会被扔进那个湖里了m not getting dumped in that lake anymore.而且我和镇上其他的Ted都聊过了他们也都不会做了And I talked to the othe

6、r Teds in town, and theyre not doing it either.别嘛Ted聚会日是受镇宪♥章♥第二章保护的啊Come on, Ted Party Day is protected by Article Two in the town charter.而且我们有权利非也有义务And we have the right, nay, the obligation,每年将Ted倒进湖里to dump Ted into the lake every year.一直以来都是这样的啊Thats the way its always been done

7、.好吧首先“一直以来都是这样”Okay, first of all, Thats the way its always been done不是一个一直做什么事的好理由is not a good reason to keep doing something.第二那是印刷错误啊他们的意思明显是“茶叶”Second, it was a misprint. They clearly meant tea.我就觉得你需要小心揣测开镇元老们I just think you need to be careful about speculating what the Founders meant 在撰写镇宪&h

8、earts;章♥时的想法when they were writing the town charter.好吧行Okay, fine.你想实行我们书上的每一条古老法规吗You want to enforce every single old law we have on our books?嘿我能看看你的车钥匙吗Hey, can I see your keys for a second?这是$.25Heres a quarter.你的车现在是我的了I own your car now.啥-不好意思Wha- - Sorry.Pawnee宪♥章♥明确表示任何

9、白人公民The Pawnee Charter clearly states that any white citizen印第安人有权以$0.25的价格没收任何印度人的财产has the right to seize any Indian property for 25 cents.那是条过时和种族歧视的法律That is an outdated and racist law.而且很明显意思是“印第安人”And obviously they meant American Indian.哇我觉得我们要小心地Whoa, I think we should be careful揣摩元老们写宪&hear

10、ts;章♥时的意图啊when we speculate what the Founders intended when they wrote the charter.好了 Ted我明白你在干嘛了Okay, Ted. I know what youre doing.你在用我的话来反驳我Youre quoting me back to me.但我还是要再用回我的话来说But m gonna quote me back to you and sayTed聚会日永远不会变的that Ted Party Day will never change.啊哦Uh-oh.你一个女人刚刚提高了音量对

11、一个拥有土地的男性说话You, a woman, just raised your voice to a landowning male.根据一条1868年通过的Pawnee法规According to a Pawnee statute passed in 1868,我可以这么做I get to do this.我没意识到有那条法规I was not aware of that statute.ROn你得帮助我Ron, you have to help me.Chris在逼我上一个愚蠢的管理培训领导课程Chris is making me do some stupid management t

12、raining leadership course.4分钟前现在动物管理部门由你运转了Now that you run the Animal Control Department,你已有资格参加Chris Traeger管理训练研讨会you have qualified for the Chris Traeger Management Training Seminar 或者叫“CTMTS”or Ka-tumts.不是个很好的缩写词但是个很好的研讨会Its not a great acronym, but it is a great seminar.你能解救我吗Can you get me ou

13、t of it?当然Yes.通常如果有选择做什么和什么也不做Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing,我会选择不做d choose to do nothing.但如果能帮助其他人什么也不做我愿意做点什么But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing.我能做一整晚d work all night如果这意味着什么也做不成if it meant nothing got done.Ron Swanson 和 April LudgateRon Sw

14、anson and April Ludgate,真的是编目宇宙里我最喜欢的两个人literally my two favorite people in the catalogued universe.April不会参加你无意义的课程April will not be participating in your pointless course因为她有更重要的事情要做because she has more important things to do比如不参加你无意义的课程like not participating in your pointless course.我只是想让APril成为和

15、你一样伟大的部门领导I just want April to become as great a department head as yourself. 所以这才没有意义Which is why this is pointless.我当公园部领导12年了ve been head of the Parks department for 12 years, 我从没参加过什么“管理培训”课程and I never had any management training course.Ron你从没被” CTMTS过吗Ron, youve never been ka-tumtsed? 法律上说我必须CTMTS每一位部门领导I am legally required to ka-tumts every department head.否则我们就会出现各种不利因素Otherwise, we are open to all