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1、嗯蜜月也太棒了Well, the honeymoon was amazing.我们看到的车站We saw the bus stop曾是少年奥巴马坐着等车的地方where a young Barack Obama used to sit and wait for the bus. 理论上-有可能Theoretically. - Its possible.然后我们去了檀香山市政厅Then we went and visited Honolulu City Hall.不是吧Shut up.哦天啊是什么样子的Oh, my God, what was it like?太棒了嗯是看起来太棒了但它关门了It

2、 was amazing. Well, it looked amazing, but it was closed.哦我的天太扫兴了Oh, my God, bummer.好的我带了礼物Okay, I have presents!嗯ChriS我们给你带了棵阿萨伊树Um. Chris, we got you an Acai tree因为阿萨伊浆果是超级食物because the Acai berry is a superfood.也是超级礼物And a super gift.Donna我们给你带了点咖啡因为你说原话是Donna, We got you some coffee, because you

3、 said, and I quote, “我对咖啡的口味和对男人一样I like my coffee like I like my men.黑皮肤有钱身体强壮深色高脂口感醇厚Dark, rich, and full-bodied.是的正是Yes, indeed.Ann我们给你搞到了点非常稀有的夏威夷生育茶Ann, we got you some very rare Hawaiian fertility tea, 保证能让你生孩子guaranteed to help you have a baby.真是太好了你们是在哪找到的Thats so nice. Whered you find that?

4、嗯我们餐厅的勤杂工Well, the busboy at our restaurant跟我们说了个在停车场见到的人told us about a guy who we met in a parking lot,然后他有一整个背包的这种东西and then he had a backpack full of this StUff而我刚刚意识到这不是茶and m just realizing now that its not tea.那我就把它扔掉了And m gonna throw it away.Ron这位是夏威夷怒气之神Ron, this is the Hawaiian god of ang

5、er.它让我们想起了工作时的你It reminded us of you when youre at work.一位帅气的绅士A handsome gentleman.我们也没忘记Jerry-是的是的We did not forget Jerry. - Right, right.我们给Jerry带了耳机We got Jerry some earbuds,还有一袋花生and a bag of peanuts,还有航♥班♥商品目录and the Skymall catalog.和你去华盛顿回来给我带的一样Same thing you got me from your t

6、rip to Washington!Tom我们给你搞到了一张你个人英雄的签名照Tom, we got you an autographed portrait of your personal hero. 不是吧No way!夏威夷特勤组主演Scott CaanScott Caan from Hawaii five-0!April按你要求April, as requested,我们把你给我们的盒子扔进那座火山了We threw that box you gave us into that volcano.谢谢【Thank you.Andy按你要求Andy, as you requested,从T

7、arget连锁百货给你买♥♥ 了三件白T恤套装got you a three-pack of white T-shirts from Target.谢谢我所有的都脏了Thank you. All mine are dirty.谢谢你夏威夷Thank you, Hawaii.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第15集第5季第15集非常感谢Thank you so much.能来到这次Pawnee通讯记者午餐十分荣幸Its great to be here at the Pawnee Correspondents Lunch.这里有太多优秀的有才华的新闻工作者了Theres s

8、o many wonderful, talented journalists here.而这里还有一些来自PaWnee太阳报的记者Also here are some reporters from the Pawnee Sun.哦嘿嘿Oh, hey, hey.我爰Pawnee太阳报I love the Pawnee Sun.有些人说它是一份无用的小报Some people say that its a useless tabloid.但我不觉得它是无用的But I dont think its useless.我觉得它很适合用来训狗排便I think its great for housebr

9、eaking puppies.我在为Pawnee通讯记者午餐会做准备I am prepping for the Pawnee Correspondents Lunch.这是一场媒体和政♥府♥互相吐槽的年度活动Its an annual affair where the media and the government roast each other. 我的首要目标-My number one target-气谁税Knope 咬Knope抓住是最后的帮助Pawnee太阳报the Pawnee Sun.一年的36♥4♥天他们都在烤问我36&

10、hearts;4♥ days a year, they rake me over the coals.今天我把这些烤串用的煤炭抽出来Today, I take those burning coals,我塞回他们的喉咙里I shove them back down their throats,然后看着他们融化的血肉从无用的脸上流下来and I watch their melting flesh drip off their worthless faces!会很有趣的Its all in good fun.好的我还需要段子朋友们Okay, I need more jokes, peo

11、ple.Ben今天上班第一天所以他不能帮我Ben is having his first day at work, so he cannot help me.所以我需要你们来干♥他♥的活So I need you guys to pick up the slack.我有个段子给你-好I have a joke for you. - Okay.这个镇的政♥府♥十分优秀The government in this town is excellent有效利用了你们的税款and uses your tax dollars efficiently.

12、这不是个真正的段子RonThats not really a joke, Ron.我不同意我觉得很好笑I disagree. I find it hilarious.Ann Perkins -嘿 ChrisAnn Perkins! - Hey, Chris!要跑去开会了Got to run to a meeting.和RonWith Ron.好主意我也要跑去开下一个会Great idea! Ill run to my next meeting.抱歉门是开的Sorry, the door was open.我希望这个办公室只有墙I wish this office had only walls.

13、Chris 一周前和他的女朋友分手了Chris broke up with his girlfriend a week ago,而我决定请他做我孩子的父亲and I have decided to ask him to be the father of my baby.只是我没能鼓起勇气问他Except I cannot work up the nerve to do it.原来卡片公♥司♥没做过Turns out they dont make greeting cards问你前男友能不能为你人工授精的卡片for asking your ex-boyfriend i

14、f he will artificially inseminate you.实际上Ron我-我想问你一点关于如何直率坦诚的建议Actually, Ron, I-I could use your advice on how to be blunt and honest. 我想让我的朋友为我做点事I want my friend to do something for me,而我不知道如何开口and I dont know how to ask him.你想让他做什么What do you want him to do?种榕树Plant ficuses.在我前院In my front yard.史

15、上最恶心的比喻Grossest metaphor ever.我见过你的房♥子ve seen your house.他如果在你后院种榕树成功率更大Youd have more success if he planted ficuses in your backyard.不我不觉得No, I dont think so.无论如何要是他觉得我要求得太过分了Anyway, what if he thinks m asking too much of him,而我找他帮忙种榕树and I ask him to plant the ficuses,而她不想帮而他变得奇怪了and he doesnt want to, and he gets weird about it,毁了我们的友情怎么办and it ruins our friendsh