Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公披萨蒂夫叔公Hey,Unc1eG.披萨史蒂夫你拿了什么来PizzaSteve!Whatyagothere,buddy?是意式冰淇淋ItsIta1iange1ato.酷哥才配吃你压根不可能懂Coo1-guyfood.Youwou1dntunderstand.冰淇淋没错小妹Thatsright,gir1.那好吧那我们来碰个面吧We11,okay.Whydontwegettogetherthen?说什么Whatisthis?!星期六晚上七点7:00Sat

2、urdaynight?等不及了Cantwait.好到时候见小妹Okay,seeyousoon,gir1.谁打来的你女朋友吗Whowasthat,yourgir1friend?没Nah我是在跟我按♥摩♥小姐罗兰达打电♥话♥Iwasspeakingwithmymasseuse,Ro1anda.罗兰达挺会See,ro1andahasawayof让我这把老恐龙骨头舒舒服服makingtheseo1ddinosaurbonesfee1-我有个女朋友We11,Igotagir1friend.还挺神的Sothat,sprettyawesome.不过她不

3、叫罗兰达ButhernameisntRo1anda跟你的垃圾女友差不多1ikeyour1amegir1friend.我女朋友就叫披萨蒂夫Mygir1friendsnameis,uh,PizzaEve!随你怎久说Ifyousayso.不过我都叫她女伴也就是女朋友ButIca11hermyG.F.,whichstandsforgir1friend.我还提到过她是富姐没AnddidImentionshesami11ionaire?好了我知道是怎么回事了A11right,Iseewherethisisgoing.你要是真有女朋友Ifyourea11yhaveagir1friend怎么不邀请人家来共进晚

4、餐whynotinviteheroverfordinner?好行可以Okay,sure,fine.就暂定明年某个时候吧11penci1itinnextyearsometime.不然今晚好了Howabouttonight?今晚Tonight?除非你还真没有女朋友Un1essofcourseyoudontrea11yhaveagir1friend.天才叔公会做饭的Comeon,Unc1eGrandpawi11evencook.我来煮蛋11makeeggs!那就这么定了Itsa11sett1edthen.五点整来晚餐Dinnerat5:00sharp.带你女朋友过来Bringyourgir1frie

5、nd.所以你是想见我女朋友吗格斯先生So,youwanttomeetmygir1friend,huh,Mr.Gus?新鲜出炉披萨史蒂夫倒要给你见识一下我有女朋友11showyouIvegotagir1friend!什么不会吧不会吧What!?Oh,no,no,no,no,nah.没错就是我Thatsright,itsme披萨史蒂夫的超神女朋友披萨蒂夫PizzaStevesawesomegir1friend,PizzaEve!你好披萨蒂夫We11,he11o,PizzaEve.请进与我们共进晚餐吧WontyoucomeinandjoinUSfordinner?我不是很方便Actua11y,Ica

6、nt.我水上摩托艇违停到了禁停区I1eftmyjetskisdoub1eparkedinanojet-skizone所以我没办法留下来soIcantstay.那可不行必须得留0h,no,Iinsist.蛋Eggs!天才叔公过来会会披萨史蒂夫的女朋友Unc1eGrandpa,comemeetPizzaStevesgir1friend.早安安安安Goodmo-mo-mo-moooooooooorning!甜蜜的家养老中心天才叔公披萨蒂夫天才叔公你没事吧Unc1eGrandpa,youfee1ingokay?不好说格斯先生Idontknow,Mr.Gus.我突然就很想嫁给披萨蒂夫Isudden1yh

7、aveadesiretomarryPizzaEve买♥♥♥房♥♥成家buyahouse,andstartafami1y!我是怎么了格斯先生Whatsthematterwithme,Mr.Gus?!你恋爱了Yourein1ove!恋爱r1ove?恋爱了1ove?那可不行Noway.我可是披萨史蒂夫的女朋友mPizzaStevesgir1friend我已经名花有主不能让你约andyoucantdateanothermansgir1.对吧格斯先生Right,Mr.Gus!格斯先生Mr.Gus?平常我都会觉得Now,usua11yd

8、say强夺别人家女人这种事特别过分it,snotcoo1tostea1anothermans1ady不过这种情况我就会觉得butinthisparticu1arsituation,dsay随心所欲就是好theheartwantswhattheheartwants.我绝对不能违了我的心AndIcannotdenymyheart!你愿意嫁给我吗披萨蒂夫Wi11youmarryme,PizzaEve?什么What?来吧我的爱人Come,my1ove!格斯先生救命Mr.Gus,he1p!蛋煮得挺好吃天才叔公Thesearesomegoodeggs.Unc1eGrandpa.没空说话我要嫁人Cantta

9、1k,gettingmarried.要来牵手吗Wanttoho1dhands?不要No!看到啥我就画啥IpaintwhatIsee.永远在一起跟我说吧披萨蒂夫So,te11mesomething,PizzaEve你为何一直想逃离我小妹whydoyoukeeprunningaway,gir1?我们可以一同实现梦想Wecou1dbe1ivingthedreamtogether.可你依然爱着披萨史蒂夫Butyouresti11carryingatorchforPizzaSteve.我一定要弄清楚披萨蒂夫Igottoknow.PizzaEve他有什么特点是我没有的whatshegotthatIdont

10、got?披萨史蒂夫有劲爆的辣香肠片PizzaStevehasradica1pepperonis1ices还有酷哥墨镜超神的高速飞车coo1-dudeshades,andanawesomespeedcyc1e.面对现实吧叔公Faceit,Unc1eG.你永远都不会有我男朋友酷的you11justneverbeascoo1asmymainsqueeze.听你放狠话伤透了我的心Thoughithurtstohearyousaythesecrue1words我明白必须做什么了IknownowwhatImustdo.再见披萨蒂夫Good-bye,PizzaEve.说真的他居然这么轻易就不追我了Hones

11、t1y,msurprisedhegaveupsoeasi1y.叔公Unc1eG?!叫我披萨叔公Ca11mepizzagrandpa.来看我这辆四轮摩托Checkoutthisawesomeatv.这些是我定制的辣香肠片Andthesearemycustompepperonis1ices-而且还配有极度逼真的披萨油comp1etewith1ife-1ikepizzagrease.你上哪整的Wheredyougetthose?披萨史蒂夫的房♥间PizzaStevesroom.你那是偷窃Butthatsstea1ing.确实可披萨史蒂夫会这样吗Thatmaybetrue,butcanP

12、izzaStevedothis?披萨史蒂夫会一边让轮胎倒着空转CanPizzaStevedoburnoutsbackwards一边喝巧克力奶吗whi1edrinkingchoco1atemi1k?墨镜酷衣服Sung1asses,coo1c1othes极限飞车辣香肠extremevehic1es,pepperoni?他吃透了我的Hesbitingmy-我是说Imean-他吃透了披萨史蒂夫的风格hesbitingPizzaSteve,ssty1e.披萨史蒂夫绝对不能容忍♥这种事PizzaStevewi11not1etthisstand!谁都不准比披萨史蒂夫更披萨史蒂夫Nobodyou

13、t-PizzaStevesPizzaSteve.刚刚怎么样披萨蒂夫So,howwasthat,PizzaEve?你觉得算不算酷哥Coo1dudeenoughforya?披萨蒂夫披萨蒂夫PizzaEve?PizzaEve?别装高冷了Dontp1ayhardtoget.叔公你样子打扮得好有趣Hey,Unc1eG,interesting1ookyougotthere.披萨蒂夫哪去了WheresPizzaEve?她得去深海Shehadtogodeepintotheocean跟儿头吃人的鲨鱼一起游泳toswimwithsomeman-eatingsharks.吃人的鲨鱼你什么意思Man-eatingsh

14、arks?!Whatdoyoumean?抱歉叔公披萨蒂夫走了Sorry,Unc1eG,PizzaEvesmovedon.她就是那种作风Thatsjusthowshero11s.她不想跟别的男人纠缠Shecantbetieddownbynoman.可是B-B-But可她在深海里一定会有危险butshemustbesovu1nerab1eoutthereinthedeepb1uesea.不好意思天才叔公Excuseme,Unc1eGrandpa.你最好坦白一下Youbettercomec1ean,man.你骗人说自己有女朋友的事情This1ieabouthavingagir1friend就快失控了isgettingoutofcontro1.我不知道你在说什么Idontknowwhatyoureta1kingabout.好要是你不愿意A11right,ifyourenotgonna跟天才叔公坦白那我就去坦白te11Unc1eGrandpathetruth,thenIwi11!不行啊No,don,tdoit!天才叔公披萨史蒂夫一直都Unc1eGrandpa,PizzaStevesbeen-天才叔公Unc1eGrandpa?他出门去了He,sbouncedoutofhere!知道那