Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公肮脏贝西选择垃圾D垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup垃圾D垃圾撒光光让我看你变肮脏1etmeseeyougetdirty垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏1etmeseeyougetdirty垃圾D投中三分球Andtrashydtakesathree-pointshot.你房♥间清理干净了没赛斯Didyoufinishc1eaningyourroom,Seth?好

2、了看见没Sure,see?你管这叫干净Thisiswhatyouca11c1ean?拜托爸Comeon,pop!我只是想听垃圾D的歌♥Ijustwantto1istentotrashyd,yo!现在你明白Nowdoyouunderstand为什么应该得把房♥间清理干净了吧whyyoushou1dc1eanyourroom?马上清理干净C1eanthismessup不然不准你听随身听oryoure1osingyourbeatpodprivi1eges.我的随身听Mybeatpod?!不行爸那样不公平Noway,pops!T-That,snotfair!要是我们回来看见

3、房♥间还是不干净Ifthisroomisntspot1essbythetimewegetback你就不准听随身听nobeatpodforyou,yo.清理太逊了C1eaningupis1ame,son.我都不知道这有什么大不了的1dontknowwhatthebigdea1is.垃圾D肯定也不清理房♥间Ibettrashyddontc1eannorooms.垃圾D欢迎光临我的垃圾场赛斯你放心Seth,dontworry!天才叔公会让一切Unc1eGrandpasgonnamakeeverything-好起来a11right.来跟我说说能给你帮上什么忙吧Now,why

4、don,tyoute11mewhatIcandotohe1pyou.都是我的笨爸妈害的Itsjustmydumbparents.他们要我把房♥间清理干净Theywantmetoc1eanmyroom.我都不知道有什么大不了的Idontknowwhatthebigdea1is.赛斯Seth.不可以随便乱说It,snotnicetospeakabout把你带到这个世上的爸妈theoneswhobroughtyouintothiswor1d.得先把灯弄干净Insuchadingy1ight.你的房♥间没有你说的那么乱msureyourmessisntasbadasyoum

5、akeitouttobe.就拿你的床边来说Takeyourbedside,forinstance.除了灰尘其他肯定什么都没有Ibetthereisntanythingbackherebutafewdustbunnies.好吧Okay.还是把它放回原处好了1etsjustputthatbackwhereitwas.太离谱了Thisiswhack,yo.我绝对不可能清理我房♥间的Aintnowaymgonnac1eanupmyroom.那现在是时候该来找外援了Iguessitstimetoca11inthereinforcements.我刚好知道要找谁AndIknowjustthet

6、hing.美国农业部有机认证泽西女仆AgenuinecertifiedU.S.D.A.Jerseymaid-肮脏贝西Messybessy.不过肮脏贝西Butmessybessy只等这里特别脏乱差了才会来on1yrespondstorea11ymessymesses.必须得让这猪窝脏上加脏Weneedtomakethispigstyevendirtier.脏上加脏这样才叫像话Dirtier?!Now,thatswhatmta1kingabout,son!垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏1etmeseeyougetdirty垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你

7、变肮脏And1etmeseeyougetdirty垃圾堆里翻滚Ro11ingaroundingarbage就像个发病派对1ikeawackdiseaseparty地板干净又整洁Whenthef1oorisspick-and-span就快去翻垃圾桶It,stimetosearchthroughagarbagecan让自己变龌龊Just1ikeadirtyman现在你感觉不舒服Nowyourefee1ingsick招引跳蚤和婢虫Attractingf1easandticks你是污垢忍♥者Youreascum-soakedninja手握炸鱼条剑Withaswordoffishstick

8、s到处挥舞垃圾Wavethetrashintheair爱扔哪就扔哪Tossit1ikeyoujustdontcare沉积物里游得欢好友唯恐不及Youswiminsediment,yourfriendsarehesitant头发烧焦都比你香Yourestinkingworsethanburnthair垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏1etmeseeyougetdirty垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏And1etmeseeyougetdirty我们表现太出色了Imustsay,weoutdidourse1ves!垃圾这么多肮脏贝西一定会来Thiss

9、hou1dbemorethanenoughtrashformessybessy.好耶Aw,yeah,son!等不及要看她长什么样了Icantwaittoseewhatshe1ooks1ike.原来你要这么清理Thisisyourso1ution?没错Abso1ute1y!肮脏贝西是个五星级女仆Messybessyisafive-starmaid.可一头笨牛得怎么清理房♥间Buthowcanadumbcowdoa11that?居然是真的Youwerentkidding!没错小赛斯Thatsright,youngSeth.她的四个胃外加超大胃口Herfourstomachsaswe1

10、1ashertremendousappetite完全就是无底洞areutter1ybottom1ess.不No!贝西休想吃掉我的随身听Bessystrippinifshethinkssheseatingmybeats.别吃我的垃圾D地毯Notmytrashydrug,yo!别吃我的电脑Notmycomputer!还给我Givemethat!我来接你赛斯Igotyou,Seth!安全进垒Safe!她把我宝贝全吃了Sheseatinga11myva1uab1ebe1ongings!快做点什么啊天才叔公P1easedosomething,Unc1eGrandpa!你别怕Dontyouworry.快过

11、来老姐Comenow,o1dgir1.别吃恶心的垃圾了Youdontwantthathorridgarbage.来吃这堆好吃的干草吧Havesomeofthisde1icioushayinstead.看吧See?很好吃Sogood.这就说明Itjustgoestoshow理解万岁thata1itt1egent1eunderstandinggoesa1ongway.你这不要脸的贱畜Why,youfi1thy,thievinganima1!不好她现在要把东西全吃了Oh,no!She,seatingeverythingnow!她一定是胃口大开了Shemustbeonafeedingfrenzy.快回

12、来Getbackhere!别吃全家福Notthefami1yphotos!别吃大屏幕电视Notthebig-screenTV!别吃我妈的珍珠项链Notmymomspear1neck1ace!别吃我爸的四千块钱羊毛衫Notmydads$4,000Ita1ianwoo1suit!别吃我姐的手摇计算器收藏Notmysistersco11ectionofvintageaddingmachines!别吃肾形游泳池Notthekidney-shapedswimmingpoo1!贝西快住嘴Bessy,stop!她把万物全吃了Sheseateneverything.往好的方面来看赛斯We11,1ookatth

13、ebrightside,Seth-起码你房♥间干净atIeastyourroomisc1ean.话说你房♥间在哪Say,whereisyourroomanyway?我就是这个意思Thatswhatmsaying.没有房♥间没有爸妈全都没了Thereisnoroom,noparents-nonothing.你可能确实有了个重大发现Youknow,youmaybeontosomething.看来贝西把全宇宙都吃了1ooks1ikeo1,bessygobb1edupthewho1euniverse.全宇宙Thewho1euniverse?!我们搞砸了天才叔公

14、Wetota11yb1ewit,Unc1eGrandpa.别泄气了小赛斯Dontfret,1itt1eSeth.你手上还有随身听Yousti11haveyourbeatpod.而且我还记得有个人AndIdorememberacertainsomeone说过他心心念念的就是这个sayingthatthisisa11hecaredabout.并且垃圾D总会让我开心笑Besides,thattrashyda1waysputsasmi1eonmyface.垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup不好意思贝西Excuseme,there,oBess.赛斯非常难过Sethhereisprettyupset.你还是先回避一下比较好Soifyoucou1djuststepaside,thatwou1dbesuper.你不能吃你的天才叔公YoucanteatyourUnc1eGrandpa!垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup赛斯快拉我一把Seth!Givemeahand,dude!赛斯Seth!赛斯Seth!快来帮帮我Youvegottohe1pme,buddy!贝西快把我吞掉了0Bessisswa11owingmeup