Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公回忆泡沫天啊Oh,man!为什么我睡不好WhydidIs1eepsobad?谁来帮我解脱啊Someonesavemefromthismisery.是的没错Yes,indeed!我买♥♥的全新回忆泡沫床垫Mybrand-newmemoryfoammattress呵护我又疼又脆弱的脊椎formyo1d,o1dachy,breakyspine.马上就把床垫铺好Guess11goinsta11thisbadboy.叔公等等Hey

2、,Unc1eG,wait.什么事小史蒂文Whatisit,1itt1eSteven?其实吧We11,actua11y,um.我想问一下我披萨史蒂夫IwaswonderingifI,PizzaSteve可不可以睡那张床垫cou1ds1eeponthatmattress?虽然我很想让你睡披萨d1oveto1etyou,peezy可我已经有一千多年没睡觉了butIhavents1eptforover1,000years.那我We11,I.我想想1etmethink.我刚连续做了46次双重后空翻Ijustfinisheddoing46doub1ebackf1ipsinarow.继续Keepgoing.

3、然后我AndthenI.把钢琴从老太太身上搬下来1iftedapianooffano1d1ady连腿都不带弯的withoutevenbendingmy1egs.你就是我的一切Youaremyeverything没有什么会改变这事实andnothingwi11everchangethat.舒服吧宝贝Comfortab1e,mydove?很舒服谢谢叔公你可以走了Yeah,thanks,Unc1eG.Youcangonow.那当然Ofcourse.小猪猪睡觉觉Piggiesgos1eepies.你睡得好吗兄弟Didyouhaveagoods1eep,buddy?这是哪你们都是谁啊WhereamI?A

4、ndwhoareyoupeop1e?你在露营车上我们是你的好兄弟Youreintherv,andweareyourbuddyboys.好奇怪我不记得我有好兄弟Thatsfunny,Idontrememberhavingbuddyboys.我都不记得自己叫什么了Idontevenrememberwhattoca11myse1f.你是披萨史蒂夫不记得了吗YourePizzaSteve.Dontyouremember?我我是一片披萨m-mas1iceofpizza.热水天才叔公Unc1eGrandpa披萨史蒂夫是出事了吗hassomethinghappenedtoPizzaSteve?肯定没事格斯先

5、生We11,msureitsnothing,Mr.Gus.我刚好知道怎么办可以解救他Iknowjustthethingtogethimoutofthisfunk.我可以治好你的顽疾披萨史蒂夫1havethecureforwhatai1syou,PizzaSteve.你今早忘了戴你的独家酷哥墨镜了Youforgottoputonyourtrademarkcoo1dudeshadesthismorning.在屋里戴墨镜免了吧Sung1assesindoors?Nothanks.情况比我想得还严重ThisisworsethanIthought!披萨忘了怎么当史蒂夫了Pizzaforgothowtob

6、eSteve!不好说天才叔公Idontknow,Unc1eGrandpa我感觉他根本没事heseemsprettyokaytome.不不不Oh,no,no,no!国家尊崇的俏皮话蛮干家可不是这样Thisisntthewise-crackindaredevi1ournationadores.得想办法让披萨史蒂夫记起自己是谁WehavetosomehowremindPizzaSteveofwhoheis.有了格斯先生Thatsit,Mr.Gus!要想唤起Inordertojog披萨史蒂夫美好过去的问忆PizzaStevesmemoryofhisawesomepast就必须重新创造出他的极限事迹we

7、havetore-createhisextremeexperiences.就比如他开高速飞车飞越月球那会儿1ikethetimehejumpedoverthemoonwithhisspeedcyc1e.一片披萨怎么可能会飞越月球Howcou1das1iceofpizzajumpoverthemoon?已经开始讲俏皮话了A1readycrackinwise.披萨史蒂夫是这样的C1assicPizzaSteve.现在我们要逐步Now,we11gostepbystep做出你先前提过的内容justasyouexp1ainedtomebefore.首先飞越斜坡Firstyoujumptheramp然后飞

8、出天窗thenoutofthesunroof再穿越地球大气层飞越月球thenthroughtheearthsatmosphereandoverthemoon再降落回露营车and1andbackintherv.天才叔公先生我强烈怀疑Mr.Unc1eGrandpa,Ihaveastrongfee1ing之前的我都是夸大其词mypreviousse1fwasexaggerating想给你们留下好印象toimpressyou.披萨史蒂夫居然说实话这还是头一遭PizzaSteveisbeinghonest?Thatsafirst.胡说八道Nonsense.披萨史蒂夫真要夸大其词的话IfPizzaStev

9、eWaSexaggerating那我怎么还会有好印象thenwhyamIsoimpressed?他疯了吗我做不到Isheinsane?Icantdothis!刹车唤醒了没你这小菜一碟Doesthatjogyournoggin,1itt1esqueezy?没Nope.披萨史蒂夫我想到了Hey,PizzaSteve!Igotit!你失忆之前Beforeyou1ostyourmemory向来都会说你有多爱youwou1da1waysta1kabouthowmuchyou1oved爆辣辣椒fieryhotpeppers.所以这些纯天然香料Somaybethesenatura1spices危险辣椒警告请

10、勿食用大概可以放松回忆腺体might1oosenupthosememoryg1ands.一点逻辑都没有怎么可能会有用Howinthenameofanything1ogica1wou1dthatevenwork?不确定Notsure.不过我知道ButIdoknow披萨史蒂夫就喜欢吃极限的食物consumingextremefoodsisaPizzaStevec1assic.快让他住手吧P1ease,makehimstop.天才叔公Unc1eGrandpa新披萨史蒂夫想说的IthinkwhatthenewPizzaSteveistryingtosay应该是旧披萨史蒂夫从来就没有做过isthatth

11、eo1dPizzaSteveneveractua11ydid他以前吹过的极限牛皮thoseextremethingshewou1dbragabout.你老是错格斯先生是这样的A1wayswrong.C1assicMr.Gus.等等Wait!我就是那个意思跟他说Thatsexact1ywhatmsaying.Te11himthat-说实话还不Actua11y,thatwasntso-每当我问忆起从前你做的事NowwhenIthinkofthec1assics我都会想起你跟残暴大熊摔跤那次Irememberthetimeyouwrest1edwiththatferociousbear.等等什么Wa

12、it,what?快砸晕他兄弟Knockemdead,buddy.天才叔公Unc1eGrandpa?快放我出去Getmeoutofhere!这个小家伙不算可怕This1itt1eguyisntsoscary.要更上一层楼了Takingitupanotch.什么意思Whatdoyoumean?怎公就要更上一层楼了Howwasthattakingitupanotch?我都照办了快放我出去Ididwhatyouasked.Now1etmeoutofhere.披萨史蒂夫本来就该这样的Ac1iggity-c1assicPizzaStevemoment.不才不是这样No!No,it,snot!别逼我在做那堆

13、瞎扯淡特技了Stopforcingmetore-enacttheseridicu1ousstunts!不管那位披萨史蒂夫是谁WhoeverthisPizzaSteveguywas他都不可能会跟大熊搏斗there,snopossib1ewayhecou1deverfightbears也不可能在岩浆上冲浪什么的orsurfon1avaorwhatever!看不出来他是在骗你们吗Cantyouseehewas1yingtoyou?!快走开吧Now1eavemea1one.我哪里做错了WheredidIgowrong?前一分钟披萨史蒂夫还找我要OneminutePizzaSteveaskstouse我

14、新买♥♥的回忆泡沫床垫mynewmemoryfoammattress后一分钟他醒过来就变了一个人andthenextminutehewakesupatota11ynewperson.天才叔公你床垫哪买♥♥的Unc1eGrandpa,whereexact1ydidyougetthatmattress?既然你提到了We11,nowthatyoumentionit.邪恶回忆窃取床垫及马桶公♥司♥很高兴能跟你做生意斯坦P1easuredoingbusinesswithyou,Stan.等一下镜头往床垫拉近一点Waita

15、second.Zoominc1oseronthatmattress.警告床垫可能会窃取回忆你从那可疑售货员买♥♥的回忆泡沫床垫Thememoryfoammattressyouboughtfromthatshadysa1esman本来就会偷走睡在上面的人的回忆wasdesignedtostea1thememoriesofanyonewho1aysonit.可疑售货员Ashadysa1esman?那我本来不该买♥♥那座传送马桶的ThenmaybeIshou1dnthavea1soboughtthatte1eportingtoi1et.什么Whatthe-要怎么才能把我的小菜一碟变回来