Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公还有不少小剧场现在回到第电视真人剧Andnowbacktothenumber-onerea1ityseriesonTV回到单身汉单身汉thesing1eman.一起来看乔纳森会选谁为妻1etsseewhoJonathanchosetobehiswife.杜克我经过深思熟虑We11,Duke,vebeengivingita1otofthought我想我的伴侣是andIthinkmgonnagowith.杰西卡Jessica.我爱你宝贝I1oveyou

2、,babe.这部节目也太烂了Man,thisshowishorrib1e.不知道还有没有什么别的节目Iwonderwhate1seison.我把遥控放哪了WheredidIputtheremote?可能在沙发垫底下Maybeunderthiscouchcushion.不会吧Noway!旧一册的怪人Ano1dissueofweirdman.怪人好耶我有好些年没看过这本经典了Awesome.Ihaventreadthisc1assicinyears.联邦调查局总部怪人在FB1总部里WeirdmanisattheFBIheadquarters.酷我喜欢FBICoo1!HiketheFBI.怪人我们需

3、要你来帮忙Weirdman,weneedyourhe1p逮捕这个神出鬼没的外国恐&hearts丁怖♥分♥子♥toapprehendthise1usiveforeignterrorist.我为美国服务IserveAmerica!很好我和下属们Right.We11,meandtheboys整理了这份详尽的档案havepu11edupthisextensive,thoroughdossier对象是位叫皮埃尔卡芒贝尔的人onamanknownasPierreCamambert.FBI通缉皮埃尔卡芒贝尔这位法国人长♥期♥走私Thisf

4、renchmanhasbeenimporting各种不同的奶酪进入我国a11differenttypesofcheeseintothestates渠道为黑市viatheb1ackmarket.他借非法奶酪环已经牟利上十亿Theprofitsofhisi11ega1cheeseringareinthebi11ions.黑市奶酪环单季获利73亿不仅如此Asifthatwasntbadenough他已经十多年没在美国缴税了hehasntpaidtaxesinamericaforover10years!藏身处皮埃尔今晚要去等一批大货Pierresexpectinga1argeshipmentthise

5、vening.我们需要你暗中潜入当场抓获他Whatweneedyoutodoissneakinandcatchhimintheact.有了那个证据Andwiththatevidence我们就能将那个卑鄙小人驱逐出境wecanputthiss1eazeba11awayforeternity!他的安保措施业内最强Hissecurityissomeofthebestinthebusiness.不过我们很有信心Butwereconfidentthat你专业能力够强绝对能潜进去someoneofyourexpertisecansneakthrough.我必须警告你Imustwarnyouthat皮埃尔十

6、八般武艺样样精通Pierreiswe11-versedinthemartia1arts.如果有必要就使出致命武器Sobepreparedtouse1etha1forceifyoudeemnecessary.美国就靠你了怪人Americaiscountingonyou,weirdman.你放心特隆哈克特工Dontworry,agentthornhawke.我不会让美国失望的Iwon,t1etamericadown!我会把恐♥怖♥分♥子♥抓到的mgonnacatchmeaterrorist!不是奶酪小心点笨蛋Carefu1,youfoo1!那

7、奶酪存放的时间比你年纪还大Thatcheesehasbeenaging1ongerthanyouhavebeena1ive.等新货一到Withthis1atestshipment我们获的利就要破纪录了wewi11bebreakingrecordprofits.法国马上就要加冕为史上经济巨头了SOOrbFrancewi11reignkingoftheeconomicgiantsofhistory!全都多亏了你舌尖上甜蜜蜜的黄金A11thankstoyou,sweet,sweetmorse1sofgo1d.先生你好Bonjounmonsieur!怪人Weirdman.你明明去度假了啊ButItho

8、ughtyouweretakingavacation.我不度假Idonttakevacations.我接单Itakeorders.保安Security!拦下那个怪人Stopthatweirdo!你的下一趟旅程得回法国去Andyournexttripwi11bebacktoFrance.不错啊怪人Tresbien,weirdman.还是见识下你打不打得过我两位朋友But1etsseeifyou,reamatchformytwofriends-飞踢还有屁♥股fihearts;kickandderriere!怪人姿势不错Awesomeweirdmanpose!想阻挠美国你表现还嫩了点Y

9、ou,regonnahavetodobetterthanthatifyouwanttostopamerica.别嘲笑我你个怪人Donottauntme,youweirdo.你绝对会后悔想搞我皮埃尔Youwi11besorryyouevermessedwiththe1ikesofPierre国际奶酪之王internationa1cheeseking!够了Thatdoesit你还真能让我奶酪沸腾Nowyouhaverea11ygotmycheeseboi1ing.准备臣服于王吧Preparetobowtotheking!可是什公怎么会Butwhat?!How?!其实真的很简单Ifsquitesim

10、p1e,rea11y美国就是比法国强AmericaisbetterthanFrance.看是轮陈年白切达奶酪1ook!It,sawhee1ofagedwhitecheddar!在哪Where?!奶酪根本没这玩意Therewasnosuch说“起司”Saycheese!美式加工奶酪Americanprocessedcheese!恶心Disgusting!就像菲力牛排起司三明治Just1ikeaPhi11ycheesesteaksandwich我可最会撒起司Spraycheeseismybiz好好Okay!Okay!我向你投降Isurrendertoyou!皮埃尔你做下了迫♥害&he

11、arts;美国这一错误决定Pierre,youmadethewrongdecisiontomesswithamerica现在我们把你逮了个正着andnowwevecaughtyoured-handed.你将长♥期♥因此居住出境混账Youregoingawaya1ongtimeforthis,punk.我们走着瞧特隆哈克特工Wesha11seeaboutthat,agentthornhawke.我有外交豁免权Iretaindip1omaticimmunity不出几周我就会重出江湖and11bebackonthestreetsinamatterofweeks还要加强安保

12、让怪人都打不进来withevenbettersecuritynoteventhatweirdocanpenetrate.跟法官说去吧皮埃尔Te11ittothejudge,Pierre.把他带走Takehimaway,boys.你们还没见我动真格呢Youhavenotseenthe1astofme!法国终将称霸天下Francewi11reignsupreme!等着瞧Yousha11see!怪人非常感谢你所做的一切Weirdman,Icantthankyouenoughfora11thatyouvedone尽己所能保护伟大的祖国inserviceofthisgreatcountry.特隆哈克特工

13、俗话说得好We11,agentthornhawke,youknowwhattheysay-“要趁热打奶酪”makecheesewhi1ethesunshines.还是“不能忘奶负酪”来着Orisitneverbitethecheesethatfeedsyou?没事Nomatter.为美国消灭恐&hear怖♥分♥子♥Toaterrorist-freeamerica!怪起来Stayweird!本册完肚包我找到遥控器了Hey,Be11yBag,Ifoundtheremote.现在可以看别的台在放什么了Nowwecanseewhat,sontheotherch

14、anne1s.好可电视哪去了Yeah,butwherestheTVnow?问得好Goodquestion.不过能看遥控器还看什么电视ButwhoneedsaTVwhenwecou1dwatchtheremoteinstead?你听见了吗天才叔公Didyouhearthat,Unc1eGrandpa?好像是猫叫声Itsounded1ikemeowing.对可我得怎么换台Yeah.ButhowamIsupposedtochangethechanne1?不是那个No,itsnotthat.是从树上传来的Itcamefromthattree.你说得对肚包Youreright,Be11yBag!有只猫困

15、在树上了Theresacatstuckinourtree!必须把它救下来Wegottogetitdownfromthere.我马上去叫消防队来11ca11thefiredepartmentrightnow.不行No.消防队只能到最后的紧急关头才能叫Thefiredepartmentisfora1ast-resortemergency.而且我们自己就能把小猫救下来了Besides,wecanrescuethis1itt1ekittyourse1ves.快来小猫小猫小猫Here,kitty,kitty,kitty!我不会伤到你的mnotgonnahurtyou.我试试用激光笔把猫引出来Icantryusinga1aserpointerto1u