Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公跳蚤立大功早怒看看今天有什么新闻会让我暴怒1etsseewhatnewsstoryisgonnasetmeofftoday!又是那条吵死人的坏狗Ifsthatnogood,noisydogagain.我还怎么对这新闻大发牢骚Howsaguysupposedtogrumb1eatthenews外面都吵死人了witha11thatcommotion?!我受够了Thattearsit!笨跳蚤Stupidf1eas.怎么不去烦别人Whydontyougob

2、othersomeonee1se?跳蚤袋子Hey,f1eabag!要是你一直这么叫下去Ifyoudontstopa11thatbarkingandhow1ing我就打电♥话♥找动物管理局mCa11inganimaIcontro1!这动物管理局就是我庭院Andbyanima1contro1,Imean,myyard!没那个必要Thatsnotnecessary.我我会不叫I11-11stopthe早安查理堡哥Goodmorning,Char1ieburgers.或者用你的家乡话来说就是Orastheysayinyournativetongue-我特地上了外语网课学的I

3、tookanentireon1ine1anguagecoursejustto1earnthat.我还以为你这样的狗狗都会喜欢Ithoughtyouofanybodywou1dappreciateit我很喜欢天才叔公Ido.Unc1eGrandpa.可要是生气鬼强森又听到狗叫声ButifangrymanJohnsonhearsanymorebarkingorhow1ing他就会把我埋进狗坟里he,sgonnaburymeinhisdoggraveyard.我平常声音都不会很大Yeah,mynoise1eve1susua11yarentaprob1em.可这些死跳蚤一直都害我Butthesedar

4、nf1easkeepmakingme-明白我意思吧SeewhatImean?跳蚤是吗F1eas,huh?格斯先生从前有件跳蚤毛衣Mr.Gushadasweatermadeoff1easonce可他从来没出过这种毛病butheneverhadthisissue.你应该是说羊毛毛衣吧Ithinkyoumeanaf1eecesweater.F1eece（羊毛）与f1eas（跳蚤）谐音对就那意思Yeah,Ijustsaidthat.现在让我看看这些跳蚤Now1etmehavea1ook-seeatthesef1eas.有看到什么吗Youseeinganything?没跳蚤太小人眼看不到No.Theyr

5、etoosma11forthehumaneye.不过我知道要怎么抓跳蚤ButIknowhowtogetthosef1eas.天才叔公希望你的想到的办法不是Unc1eGrandpa,Ihopeyourenotthinkingabout又要把露营车缩成跳蚤大小shrinkingthervdowntof1easizeagain.是啊上次你那样Yeah,1asttimeyoutriedthat差点就毁灭地球了wea1mostdestroyedthep1anet.不会我吸取了教训No,no,I1earnedmy1essonwiththat.我要用望远镜来看清楚Iwasjustgonnausemyte1e

6、scopetoseethembetter.肚包能帮个忙吗Be11yBag,wi11youdomethehonors?好拿去吧Sure.Hereyougo.谢谢兄弟Thanks,buddy.我的望远镜生长射线枪Myte1escopicgrowthray轻轻松松就能放大小跳蚤wi11en1argethosetinyf1easnoprob1em.现在乖乖转身Nowbeanobedientboyandturnaround让我射你soIcanshootyou.好可那东西安全吗Okay,butisthatthingsafe?不一定Notrea11y.他好像没听懂我们话Ithinkhemissedthepo

7、int.好了Therewego.我在这能看到我家Icanseemyhousefromhere.谁把我阳光给挡了Who,sb1ockinga11mysun1ight?抱歉Sorry.现在轻轻松松就可以把跳蚤抓住了Nowgettingthosef1easwi11beacinch.出发吧1etsgo!进入直理堡哥后腿最深最黑的丛林Herewego,intothedeepestdarkestjung1eofChar1ieburgershindquarters.这么多毛不见得能找到什么东西吧Idontseehowweregonnafindanythingina11thishair.快看第一只跳蚤Oh,1

8、ook.Ourfirstf1ea!看看能不能跟小跳蚤讲道理mgonnaseeifIcanreasonwiththe1itt1efe11a.我们想知道你能不能Wewerewondering,uh,ifyoucou1dmaybe把你做的事情先放下stopdoingwhatyouredoingthere?拜托了Prettyp1ease.你害我们的好朋友查理堡哥You,rekindofcausingourfriend,Char1ieburgers非常不舒服agreatdea1ofdiscomfort.干嘛要吸人家的血Whatwithyoursuckinghisb1oodanda11that走开笨蛋我在

9、吃东西Buzzoff,bozo!meating!太没礼貌了Howrude!你给我往这边看1ookhere,you.立刻马上赶紧滚YouneedtoVamoOSe,1ike,pronto.滚去去去Go!Shoo!Scat!Shoo!那样可不好Thataintgood.感谢输血天才叔公Thanksforthetransfusion,Unc1eGrandpa.没事天才叔公Noprob1em,Unc1eGrandpa.至于你跳蚤先生Asforyou,Mr.F1ea.现在要摘掉儿童手套Itstimetotakeoffthekidg1oves.穿上打跳蚤猩猩手套.andputonmyf1ea-fighti

10、ngchimpg1oves.你别跑快过来Oh,no,youdon,t.Comehere.我很不愿意这样Ihatetodothis但恐怕你让我别无选择了butmafraidyou1eavemenochoice.再也不见了小跳蚤HastaIaf1ea-sta,baby.兄弟真是太棒了Dude!That,sawesome!我来试试1etmetry.好耶这样才叫像话Aw,yeah,son!That,swhatmta1kinbout!跳蚤最好马上滚我要来消灭Youbetterf1ee,f1eas!Causemabouttowreck.你们了you.它们一定以为我的披萨酱就是血Theymustthinkm

11、ypizzasauceisb1ood!快点披萨史蒂夫Hurryup,PizzaSteve!救命叔公我不想变成跳蚤盘中餐He1pme,Unc1eG!Idontwanttobef1eafood!好了Thereyougo.你们哪都别想去Yourenotgoinganywhere!我的天啊跳蚤好多Ho1ymagi11acutty,thatsureisa1otoff1eas.请问有什么计划叔公So,whatsthep1an,Unc1eG?要让它们吃激光锤吗Yougonnagivethematasteoftheo1d1aserhammer?不要这种活还是用激光斑马比较好Nah.Ithinkforthisj

12、ob,11usethe1aserzebra.吃我鼻子激光吧小怪物Eatnasa11aser,you1itt1emonsters!天啊Oh,my!大家快跑Everybody,run!看它们落荒而逃1ookatthemscatter.乘胜追击格斯先生1etsgetthem,Mr.Gus.我们把它们打跑了Wegotthemontherun!边跑边开枪Runninandgunnin,!我们好像快到查理堡哥头顶了Hey,guys,werenearingthetopofChar1ieburgershead.跳蚤都抓到了吗So,didwegeta11thef1eas?我的天啊好大一只I-cheemy-che

13、e,that,sabigone!那一定是蚤后了Thatmustbethequeenf1ea.不好了它要下去了Oh,no.Shesgoingbackdown.就快跟丢它了Weregonna1oseher!交给我Igotthis.来稍微理个头1etsjusttakea1itt1eoffthetop.开我头上是怎么了Guys,whatsgoingonupthere?放心包在我们身上Dontworry.Wevegotit.它跑哪去了Wheredshego?在那边Theresheis.该死它好像有一屁♥股♥小跳蚤要生了Dang,it1ooks1ikeshe,sgotabutt

14、fu11ofbabies.必须从源头阻断感染Wehavetostopthisinfestationatthesource.肚包激光锤给我BeIIyBag,handmemy1aserhammer.终于啊无意冒犯兄弟Fina11y!Nooffense,buddy.吃我热激光Eathot1aser!根本就没怎久了她Thatdidntevenphaseher.给披萨史蒂夫拿好放大机Here,PizzaSteve,taketheen1argerer.射我让我变大打败它NowshootmebiggersoIcanc1obberher.站好了Standsti11.来捏爆它Timetogosquish.等一下你屁♥股♥怎么了Waitaminute.What,supwithyourbutt?恶心Gross!什么东西Whatisthat?!我眼睛进小跳蚤了Babyf1easinmyeye!你的跳蚤问题解决了We1p,theregoesyourf1eaprob1em.不应该拯救城市吗Shou1dn,twesavethecity?好吧Fine.披萨史蒂夫我要你把我们变得超级大PizzaSteve,Ineedyoutomak