Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公发明家导师请问谁能来提议一下Hey,guys,anybodygotsuggestions今天要上哪里帮助孩子onwhereIshou1dhe1pakidtoday?全世界各地我都能去mopentowhereverinthewor1d.商场如何Howaboutthema11?商场太远了Toofar.去不去意大利空手道的发源地Howaboutthebirthp1aceofIta1iankarate!而且这里最适合Andthebestp1aceonear

2、th来片正宗的意大利披萨togetanauthentics1iceofIta1ianpizza.可是披萨史蒂夫But,PizzaSteve我上周就去过加拿大了IjustwenttoCanada1astweek!披萨史蒂夫说的应该是意大利IthinkPizzaSteveisreferringtothecountryofIta1y.意大利吗Ita1y,huh?好啊披萨史蒂夫Greatidea,PizzaSteve.是啊我知道Yeah,Iknow.有谁知道怎么过去吗Anybodyknowhowtogetthere?找到形状像大靴子的国家就行Just1ookforthecountryshaped1ik

3、eagiantboot.谢谢Thanks.与此同时在意大利好再试一次Okay,1etstrythisagain.一颗蛋固定在位置上Oneegg,niceandsecureinitsp1ace.口香糖现在轻轻往后推然后Now11gent1ypushthisbackand简易鸡蛋分离机的点了还是算了We11,somuchfortheeasyeggsp1itteridea.我要怎久成为知名发明家HowamIevergonnabeafamousinventor我的发明全都很没用ifa1)myinventionsareuse1ess?天才叔公Unc1eGrandpa?早安伊莎贝拉Buongiorno,I

4、sabe11a.天才在工作你来干什么Whatareyoudoinghere?我来帮你应对生活中残酷的现实mheretohe1pyoudea1withtheharshrea1itiesof1ife.算是我的职责吧Itskindofmything.叔公与合伙人有限责任公♥司♥随时来帮忙集满三枚即可免费获得圆珠笔Yougetafreeba11pointpenonyourthirdstamp.很感谢你能来Iappreciatethevisit.但要是你没Butun1essyouhave能让我变成更好的发明家的发明aninventiontomakemeabetterinven

5、tor那你还是去帮别人好了maybeyoushou1djusthe1psomeonee1se.发明家是吗Inventor,huh?那要不要找位特别出名的发明家We11,whatifwegotarea11yfamousinventor来帮你的忙tohe1pyouout就是那位历史人物1ikethathistorica1guy名字还是照着某空手道神龟取的whosnamedafterthekarateturt1eguy?你说的是不是意大利文艺复兴时期的Areyouta1kingaboutIta1ianrenaissanceman列奥纳多达芬奇1eonardodaVinci?对给肚包一张笑脸标志Yes

6、!HappyfacestampforBe11yBag!终于啊Fina11y!你要怎么让达芬奇来帮我呢Howdoyoup1anongettingDaVincitohe1pme?他都仙逝好几百年了He,sbeendeadforhundredsofyears.简单有传送门药丸就行Easy-withtheporta1pi11.只要加水只要加点水Justgottoaddwater.去去就回1Iberightback.这就冷了Co1da1ready?!需求乃发明之母NecessityisthemotherOfinvention我这就发明带盖子的杯子so11inventthecupwitha1id!你是列奥

7、纳多达芬奇Areyou1eonardodaVinci发明了盖子的那位theinventorofthe1id?对可是Yes,but跟我走一趟Yougottocomewithme.伊莎贝拉这是列奥纳多达芬奇Isabe11a,meet1eonardodaVinci.我的天啊真的是你Oh,mygosh!Itsrea11yyou!当然是我了你哪位“Ofcourseitsme.Now,whoareyou?我在哪我来这干什么WhereamI?WhatamIdoinghere?未来的这位伊莎贝拉Isabe11afromthefuturehere想跟你一样成为伟大的意大利发明家wantstobeagreatIt

8、a1ianinventor1ikeyou.我就想到你可以教人家一点技术SoIfiguredyoucou1dteachhersometricks成为她的发明家导师maybebeherinventormentor.既然来了We11,mhere.估计是可以瞧一瞧IsupposeIcantakea1ook.该你表现了伊莎贝拉Youreon,Isabe11a.天啊Oh,my!好在这等着Okay,waitrightthere.这件发明就叫间升机Thisinventionisca11edaSme11acopter.只要转一下螺旋桨Yousimp1yspintheprope11er就可以放大闻到的气味andi

9、tamp1ifiesanysme11straighttoyournose.一眼极度不实用还有什么发明Seemshigh1yimpractica1.Whate1seyougot?这件发明叫吸尘带Thisinventionisca11edthevac-strap.薯片如果我不小心把食物残渣洒了If1happentobemakingamessofcrumbs我就走过去Isimp1ywa1kforward吸尘带就会清理干净randthevac-straptakescareofthemess.不实用浪费我时间Impractica1!Notworthmytime.你是不是太重了点Arentyoucomin

10、goffkindofstrong?语气才不重我是发明家不是教练No!Iamaninventor,notasupportcoach!我说的是你的体臭Iwasta1kingaboutyourbodyodor.味道太重了Itscomingoffkindofstrong.我还有样发明包你喜欢vegotonemoreIthinkyou111ike!这是超级降温吸管Thisisthesupercoo1erstraw.用这根吸管喝东西Whenyoudrinkfromthestraw液体就会启动风扇the1iquidtriggersthefantooperate.帮你边补水边保持清凉He1psyoustayc

11、oo1whi1eyouhydrate.酷Coo1!太过分了No,notcoo1!这就是最烂的点子Thisistheworstideayet!就不能给点专业建议吗We11,cantyouoffersomeofyourprofessiona1advice?所以我才带你来ThatskindofwhyIbroughtyouhere.好下面是建议Fine.Heressomeadvice-需求乃发明之母necessityisthemotherofinvention所以别发明没需求的不实用东西sostopinventingimpractica1thingsthatnobodyneeds把真正的发明工作交给我

12、and1eavetherea1inventingtome-就是我先前一直在做的发明youknow,thethingIwasdoing没一会就有人把我拉进未来传送门里beforesomeoneyankedmeintoafutureporta1.是吗你发明了什么好东西Oh,yeah?Whathaveyouinventedthatssogreat破盖子不算数besidessomedumb1id?等着瞧You11see!其实全意大利都能瞧得见Asamatteroffact,a11ofIta1ywi11see!我要借用下这边这些工具mjustgonnaborrowthesetoo1srighthere.

13、列奥纳多达芬奇偷了我工具吗Did1eonardodaVincijuststea1mytoo1s?对这不在计划之内Yeah.Thisdidntgoasp1anned.他可能确实应该替我保管工具We11,maybeheshou1djustkeepthetoo1s毕竟我的发明很差sincemyinventionsarenogood.别那么说Dontta1k1ikethat!你就是伟大的发明家Ithinkyoureagreatinventor我会证明给你看and11proveittoyou!不过期间得把你工具拿回来Butinthemeantime,weshou1dgetyourtoo1sback阻止达

14、芬奇做出疯狂怪事andstopDaVincibeforehedoessomethingcrazy.来吧Comeon!好Okay!他很老所以走不了多远Hesprettyo1d,sohecou1dnthavegottenveryfar.不好意思你们两位嗦意大利面的Excuseme.Haveyoutwospaghettis1urpers有没有看到神情疯癫的文艺复兴人士seenacrazy-1ookingrenaissanceguy带着一堆工具经过withabunchoftoo1srunningbyhere?谢谢Thanks.达芬奇你在哪DaVinci,whereareyou?!达芬奇DaVinci?!你看到他了吗Doyouseehim?没不过我刚想到了No,butIjustthoughtof独一无二的拍照机会acomp1ete1yuniqueandorigina1photoopportunity.给Here.等下我先拉伸一下Ho1don.Igottostretchfirst.行准备好了Okay,ready.谢谢去找达芬奇吧Thanks.Now1et,sfindDaVinci.达芬奇你在这吗DaVinci,yououthere?达芬奇DaVinci?不好意思