Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、这集好好闻Thisepisodesme11sgreat.天才叔公云端救援天才叔公为什么不直接坐露营车Unc1eGrandpa,whydidntwejusttaketherv?也不骑巨型写实风飞行老虎出任务Orridegiantrea1isticf1yingtigerforthis?情况特别急没时间多想了Intimes1ikethis,theresnotimeforthinking.直接无脑行动Justmind1essaction.快你来握方向盘Quick!Takethewhee1!那是车把Thesearehand1ebars!又要开始了HereWegoagain.太浪费了Whatawaste.

2、好像我们四周围了一圈Seemtobesurroundedby.鸭7Ducks!我刚好有东西可以对付你们We11,1gotjustthethingforyou.狗狗火箭炮Adogbazooka!好耶Oh,yeah!非常好Prettygoo-不好意思先生Excuseme,sir?能不能请你停一下你的太空车Cou1dyoustopyourspacewagon,p1ease?情况这么急没时间思考了Intimes1ikethis,notimeforthinking!危险仅用于应对外星人劫持只能炸鼻子了On1yexp1odingnoses.我们就快到云端巫师的云端城♥堡♥了We

3、renear1yatthec1oudwizardsc1oudcast1e!更像云中小屋才对More1ikeac1oudhut.希望现在救回小吉米还不算太晚Hopewerenottoo1atetosave1itt1eJimmy.天才叔公Unc1eGrandpa!谁我吗Who?Me?快救我出去Getmeouttahere!别扭了让我屁♥股♥坐舒服点Stopwigg1ing.Gottogetmybuttcomfy.好我们必须得进这座云中屋Okay,wevegottogetinsidethisc1oudhouse让云端巫师起身不坐小吉米的头andgetthatc1oudwi

4、zardoff1itt1eJimmyshead这样才能把头安回原来的位置sowecanputitbackwhereitbe1ongs.可是要怎么办Buthow?情况这么急Intimes1ikethis根本没时间思theresnotimeforthink-看来必须得思考了Iguesswehavetothinkofsomething.快啊天才叔公Comeon,Unc1eGrandpa.起司球形泡芙不知道我为什么不早点想到DontknowwhyIdidn,tthinkof拿个小孩的脑袋修椅子fixingmychairwithaboysheadsooner.这才叫生活Thisis1iving.谁在外面

5、Who,sthere?是Its,um,um,-送快递的是送快递的its,uh,thede1iveryperson!我没订东西啊We11,Ididntorderanything.快滚Goaway!可我有件重要包裹But.Ihaveanimportantpackage.什么东西Whatisit?是Its,uh.即兴发挥Improvise!不知道那是什么意思1dontknowwhatthatmeans.不对等下No!Wait.别念出来Donotreadout1oud.那些是提示Thesearesuggestions.你怕是糊涂了我绝对不开门Youseemtobeconfused!Iwi11notan

6、swerthedoor.我最爱的节目Myfavoriteprogram有多少颗蛋开播了howmanyeggs!?Ison.有多少颗蛋没放完我屁♥股♥就绝不挪开这呆头Andthisrumpuswi11remainonthischumpusunti1itisover.看来得另外找角度入手了Iguessweneedtoapproachthisfromadifferentang1e.快了Near1y.好Yes.一起变云吧1etsbec1ouds.这样才舒服Now,thisiscomfort.天才叔公Unc1eGrandpa!我要用这根挠痒手指11justusethisher

7、etick1efinger挠云端巫师的屁♥股♥totick1ethec1oudwizardsrumpus逼他冲去厕所forcinghimtorushtothebathroom往痒处抹止痒膏toapp1ytick1ecreamtotheaffectedarea.止痒膏等他走了Andwhi1ehesgone我们就一起逃走吉米we11makeourgetawaywithyou,Jimmy.好计划Greatp1an.好要来了Okay,heregoes.花生酱别Stop.快去厕所啊Comeon,gotothebathroom!还好我GoodthingI都会往胡子里存一根止痒膏

8、a1wayskeepatubeoftick1ecreaminmybeard.止痒膏不然我就OtherwiseImighthave只能起身去厕所了hadtogetupandgointothebathroom不少人都把止痒膏放厕所wheremostpeop1ekeeptheirtick1ecream.好耶舒服多了Ooh,yeah!Thafsbetter.舒服多了Thatsbetter.好好好一定能另外想出办法Okay,okay,okay.Icanthinkofsomethinge1se.我就只要想象力A11Ineedismyimagination.你就只要炸鸡A11youneedischicken

9、!拿炸鸡塞你超饿流口水大嘴巴里Chickeninyourbig,hungry,wetmouth!肮脏大个儿炸鸡我是肮脏大个儿乔mbignastyJoe这是我的肮脏大个儿炸鸡桶andthisismybignastystastybucketo,chicken!用真鸡炸在真厨房♥做Madefromrea1chickeninmyrea1kitchen!货真价实Itsdefinite1yrea1!不错我现在就想吃那个Yep,thatswhatd1iketoeatrightnow.用我嘴啃用我牙咬把它变成营养Eatitwithmymouthandteethandturnitintonutri

10、ents.很好我有办法了Byjove,Ithinkvegotit好香的味道Somethingsme11squitede1ightfu1.炸鸡桶够不到Cantreach.他中计了Ithinkhesfa11ingforit.他得站起来才够得到我们He11havetogetuptoreachus.然后我们就跳出去复原吉米的头Thenwe11jumpoutandmakegoodwithjimboshead.好Yeah!求你快点站起来吧Sweetre1ease,p1easegetup!我的云胳膊太短了Cursemyc1oudarms!先等一下Hangonatoot.我可是云端巫师mac1oudwizar

11、d.怪模怪样的美味炸鸡De1icious,weird-1ookingchicken.等下等下等下Waiwait,wait!请你别吃我们云端巫师先生P1easedonteatus,Mr.C1oudwizard,sir.我们其实不是炸鸡Wearentactua11ychickens.我们只是想救助小吉米Wewerejusttryingtohe1pyoungJimmy.是这样吗Isthatso?要救吉米的话我就不吃你们了We11,then,maybeIwonteatyouifyouwanttohe1pJimmy.你们要救助就去救助吧Youcanhe1phima11right.助他当我椅子He1phi

12、mbemychair!吉米我实在很抱歉Jimmy,Imsosorryaboutthis.我们完蛋了Wereinquitethepick1e.先别早早气馁1etsnotgiveuphopeyet,fe11as.他看的节目就快放完了HisTVshowsgottoendsoon.希望大家都能喜欢蛋Wehopeyou1ikeeggs这场节目七千年内不会停becausethisshowwontendforanother7,000years.好吧Oh,we11.你们有没有什么好笑的敲门笑话Youguysknowanygoodknock-knockjokes?天才叔公我们不能放弃Unc1eGrandpa,w

13、ecantgiveup.我不能这么过日子I-Icant1ive1ikethis!是谁在敲门Who,sthere?就不能帮大家脱困吗Cantyougetusoutofthissituation?恐怕我已经尽力了小吉米mafraidvedonea11Ican,youngJimmy.后面只能靠你了Itsuptoyounow.可要怎么办Buthow?天啊我发福了Boy,amIgettingfat.你一定要专心致志Youvegottoconcentrate.专心致志Concentrate?1620年Mn1620.五月花号♥Themayf1ower.于普利茅斯石登陆1andedatP1ymo

14、uthrock!你做到了吉米Youredoingit,Jimmy!继续加油Keepgoing.1842年In1842墨西哥将军圣塔安娜Mexicangenera1SantaAnna为他截断的腿举♥行♥精心策划的国葬hadane1aboratestatefunera1forhisamputated1eg!好有趣的冷知识吉米Boy,thatwasaveryinterestingfact,Jimmy.格罗弗克利夫兰总统的胡须PresidentGroverC1eve1andsmustache是用毛毡跟马蹄屑做的wasmadeoffe1tandshreddedhorsehooves.好你能行的好Yeah,youcandoit!Yeah!干得漂亮吉米Waytogo,Jimmy!住手马上住手Stopthat!Stopthatrightnow!你们把我家当都要败光了Yourepoofinga11mystuff!安德鲁约翰逊总统当过专业裁缝PresidentAndrewJohnsonwasatrainedtai1or就算当上总统也自己做西装